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A baboon walks into a bar and asks for a bottle of Coca Cola.
The barman, completely taken aback, uncaps a Coke and gives it
to him, staring, totally dumbstruck. After a moment of awkward
silence, the baboon says impatiently "OK come on now: how much
do I owe you?". The barman stammers "Oh! ... er ... yes ... er
... five dollars.". The baboon gives him a five dollar bill,
sits down on a barstool, and begins sipping his Coke. The
barman just stares and stares and stares at him.
Pretty soon the baboon says irritably "Hey Man! What are you
staring at?", and the barman says "Er ... I'm sorry, but it's
not ... you see ... very often, you know ... er ... that a
baboon comes into my bar - and a talking baboon at
that - and orders ... er ... a bottle of Coca Cola.".
And the baboon says "I'm not surprised, at five bucks a
bottle!".
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