Conversations For Transformation: Essays Inspired By The Ideas Of Werner Erhard

Conversations For Transformation

Essays By Laurence Platt

Inspired By The Ideas Of Werner Erhard

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Ass From A Hole In The Ground

Napa, California, USA

October 13, 2025



"I don't talk about God with people who don't know their ass from a hole in the ground."
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"There is no sense talking to people about beingness as long as they have a mind, because the mind will subvert what you say into its own model, and the mind works with symbols, it does not work with direct experience. So if you talk to a being and its mind about beingness, no matter what you say, it is a lie because that mind will symbolize and systematize what it is that you convey."
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"For me this is a practical matter. Instead of having the answer about God like some guy or some thing or some explanation or some anything, I have a space of possibility like an openness, like a place for God to show up in my life."
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speaking with Reverend Terry Cole-Whittaker about God
This essay, Ass From A Hole In The Ground, is the twenty first in a group of twenty one reflections of God: I am indebted to Robert Walker who contributed material for this conversation.




In fleshing out various possible screenplays for this essay, I began to speculate about what its title might be. I liked "Ass From A Hole In The Ground" a lot as it harkened to Stan Getz's "Girl From Ipanema" and Kirk Douglas' western classic "Man from Snowy River". "Ass  From A Hole In The Ground" could also be referring to a donkey from "Hole in the Ground", a town with a wild-west sounding name. More pertinently (ie the bottom line), "Ass From A Hole In The Ground" is that to which Werner is referring when saying if you don't know yours, he doesn't talk with you about God. That was the source for this for me.

What would you have to bring to the table ie what would you have to ante up so that Werner would become interested enough to talk with you about God? What might that be, refer to, or allude to which, if you don't know it, he doesn't talk with you about God? In any case, how did he get from God so adroitly to "a hole in the ground"? (and vice versa). I was intrigued. So I began inquiring into various scenarios of what that might be. This is what I came up with.

It's distinction really (no, that's not a typo: I didn't mean to say "It's a  distinction really") - or it's making distinctions  if you prefer. Secondarily it would be distinguishing between two somethings. Primarily it would simply be recognizing and exercising your power to make distinctions in the first place. But if you are not facile enough with distinguishing your ass from a hole in the ground, it is almost certain that you won't be facile enough with making the necessary distinctions about who God is either (and  about who you really are in relation to God) to have a worthwhile, valuable conversation with Werner about her.

Almost universally, what we neglect to take into account when talking about God (when talking about anything, really - but for now, let's keep it focused on talking about God) is how all our pre-conceptualized notions and prejudices, our epistemology  if you will, shape and color whatever we consider God to be. What's even worse is that as our epistemology shapes and colors whatever we consider God to be, it does so outside of our recognition that it's doing it. So while it seems as if whatever we know about God we know freely and clearly and untaintedly, what is closer to the truth is that we really have no grasp at all of exactly how pervasively our epistemology shapes and colors what we all erroneously assume to be an open, clear view when we're talking about God.

I'm not invested in my own epistemology. Look: don't get me wrong here. There's nothing wrong with epistemology per se. We're human beings, so we've each got a rich epistemology. It's just that I'm not overly attached to mine. If it disappeared, faded, or plain relaxed and released its grip on my thinking, I wouldn't miss it. In being interested in the way things are ie in the way God is, I'm not really enamored with being in a relationship with God about which I already have all the understanding, familiarity, and facility. That's simply a recipe for disaster, ensuring I'll only know about the things I already know about.
Werner's adroit "I don't talk about God with people who don't know their ass from a hole in the ground" is vintage Erhard, piercing directly to the heart of our foot-dragging consideration that whatever our notion of God is, it is likely to be an epistemological version of God only, and not what she actually is. To get to what she actually is, requires first distinguishing the epistemology which masquerades as a reliable source of information for us of what God really is.



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